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February 2011

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When someone asks you when you're going to get a boyfriend

tomorrowyoushallnotbeless:

…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”

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God, this.

My dad just will not stop.

Just wait until you’re an old hag like me (you enter your 30s) and people ask, “when you’re going to have a baby“… I have learned from experience the correct response is not a punch to their face…

More things you should never ask a woman (in the vain of their age and weight)…

  1. when are you getting married?
  2. when are you having babies?
  3. (if they are not in possession of a husband or baby) are you a lesbian?


Seriously, just don’t do it… every time you ask these questions to women a puppy dies.

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#goodreads #internet

January 2011

64 posts

Jan 31, 2011
#Star Trek #reading #books
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Robert Frost

Nature’s first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

Stay gold Ponyboy!

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I'm listed in Tumblweeds under books, reading, nerd

I’m listed in Tumblweeds, a user-generated community directory that rates Tumblr bloggers by their number of followers. Find me listed in #books, #reading, #nerd

Jan 30, 20113 notes
#tumblweeds #books #reading #nerd
Do not go gentle into that good night

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

This poem was written Dylan Thomas for his dying father. The poem is untitled but is commonly called “Do not go gentle into that good night” because of its refrain.

Jan 29, 2011
#poetry #poem
Hotness: Here’s a toast to the douchebags! Here’s a toast to the vain! → htmlgiant.com

Excerpt:

Attractiveness isn’t discussed in feminist academic writing or even here because it’s so “subjective.” Yes, obviously, we have a Western standard of beauty: “fair” skin, thin, etc. (All this ignores the “exotic.” Asian women, after all, is a stunning #11 on Stuff White People Like. I remember having a conversation with some writer – I can’t remember who – who said that all the male writers he knows living in Brooklyn have Asian girlfriends, except for the Asian male writers, who have white girlfriends.)

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#authors #beauty #race #sex
Jan 28, 20114 notes
#reading #Friday Reads
Ugandan Who Spoke Up for Gays Is Beaten to Death → nytimes.com

“I am deeply saddened to learn of the murder of David Kato. In Uganda, David showed tremendous courage in speaking out against hate. He was a powerful advocate for fairness and freedom. The United States mourns his murder, and we recommit ourselves to David’s work. LGBT rights are not special rights; they are human rights.” - President Barack Obama

Jan 27, 20114 notes
#lgbt #Uganda #human rights
Will an 11-year-old get life in prison for murder? → citypaper.net

A Superior Court panel in Pittsburgh must decide whether a boy who was 11 at the time should be tried as an adult in the slaying of his father’s pregnant fiancee.

The US is the only country where juveniles are serving life imprisonment without parole under the so-called ‘life means life’ policy. Only the US and Somalia have refused to ratify the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, which rules out life sentences with no chance of release for crimes committed before the age of 18.

Jan 27, 2011
#human rights #justice #law
Star Trek, Google, and the Dream of Universal Translation → newyorker.com

Excerpt:

There’s a terrible risk inherent in writing science fiction: sometime in the distant future, some nitpicking soul will remember to check up on which of your outlandish predictions come true, and which turn out to be wildly, laughably off the mark. In the case of Star Trek (of which—dare I admit?—I’ve always been an ardent fan) it seems that some of the inventions that once struck us as downright fanciful have since become familiar, everyday objects. Phasers look a bit like tasers. Communicators are merely cell phones that somehow get reception in outer space. And, though I thought I’d never live to see it, many of us have in fact traded in cloth and paper books for small, sleek, rectangular e-reading devices.

Jan 27, 20111 note
#Star Trek #Google #science fiction
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#gchat #editors
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Jan 26, 201113 notes
#ereader #Kindle
why would anyone hate the library? Amy Poehler explains

Amy Poehler mentions, in an interview, that they just made up their anti-library stance in order to make a joke. But it turns out that they found many government officials actually shared those sentiments.

How much does Parks and Recreation hate the library?

The library represents that branch of government that’s like the smart kid—the teacher’s favorite. And the library always wins. They get whatever they want. Everybody loves them—nobody can say anything. People who work in the library think they are so much better than everyone else. And what’s really funny is we’ve been doing Q&A’s about our show, and people from local governments have said, “You guys nailed it about the library.” We were just making it up as a joke on the show, but I guess everyone hates the library.

If the library was a person, I’d totally be friends with it.

Jan 25, 2011
#library
Jan 24, 201116,532 notes
#Harry Potter
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Jan 22, 201147 notes
We'llBeBackShortly.com → wellbebackshortly.com

Tumblr, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Ah, memories, I really did enjoy Brokeback Mountain.

Jan 21, 2011292 notes
#tumblr
Jan 20, 20112 notes
#books #library #librarians
Welcome to FedFlix (like Netflix but free and government films)

Fedflix is an archive of over 3,000 of public-domain films made by the U.S. government over the past 70 years.

I just wanted you to know about this resource. That is all… carry on.

Jan 19, 201164 notes

I live with someone who ONLY reads non-fiction… I don’t think he has an imagination at all. He claims he read ALL his fiction in middle school.

He saddens me.

Jan 18, 20116 notes
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#art
Jan 14, 2011
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#books #reading
Too Blue by Langston Hughes

I got those sad old weary blues.
I don’t know where to turn.
I don’t know where to go.
Nobody cares about you
When you sink so low.

What shall I do?
What shall I say?
Shall I take a gun
And put myself away?

I wonder if
One bullet would do?
As hard as my head is,
It would probably take two.

But I ain’t got
Neither bullet nor gun -
And I’m too blue
To look for one.

This poem is so painfully sad. With it’s simple words and gentle rhyme you can immediately feel the desperation and weariness of the author. Truly one of my favorite poems by one of my favorite poets!

Jan 13, 20111 note
#poem
Too Blue by Langston Hughes

I got those sad old weary blues.
I don’t know where to turn.
I don’t know where to go.
Nobody cares about you
When you sink so low.

What shall I do?
What shall I say?
Shall I take a gun
And put myself away?

I wonder if
One bullet would do?
As hard as my head is,
It would probably take two.

But I ain’t got
Neither bullet nor gun -
And I’m too blue
To look for one.

This poem is so painfully sad. With it’s simple words and gentle rhyme you can immediately feel the desperation and weariness of the author. Truly one of my favorite poems by one of my favorite poets!

Jan 13, 2011
#poem
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#library #celebrity #books
Jan 12, 2011
You Are What You Read → youarewhatyouread.scholastic.com

A social-networking literary website where users can create a profile of the five books that have most influenced their lives. This website allows you to connect with people (including celebrities), share your interests and discover new books to read via Scholastic.

Jan 12, 20112 notes
#reading
You Are What You Read → youarewhatyouread.scholastic.com

A social-networking literary website where users can create a profile of the five books that have most influenced their lives. This website allows you to connect with people (including celebrities), share your interests and discover new books to read via Scholastic.

Jan 12, 2011
#reading
The Pretty Girls With Glasses Appreciation Society → blogs.laweekly.com
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Jan 11, 2011
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Public Domain

General Definition: The setting in which written work or visual displays are accessible to everyone without hindrance or financial barriers to access, not protected by copyright or patent.

General Rule: Any book that was published before 1924 and whose author(s) has been dead for seventy years is automatically in the public domain.

Small print: Due to new laws in copyright and public domain status, some works are harder to figure out when they will actually enter the public domain. Law Professor Laura N. Gasaway at the University of North Carolina has a helpful chart to figure out when U.S. works pass into the public domain.

Jan 11, 2011
#copyright #public domain
Public Domain

General Definition: The setting in which written work or visual displays are accessible to everyone without hindrance or financial barriers to access, not protected by copyright or patent.

General Rule: Any book that was published before 1924 and whose author(s) has been dead for seventy years is automatically in the public domain.

Small print: Due to new laws in copyright and public domain status, some works are harder to figure out when they will actually enter the public domain. Law Professor Laura N. Gasaway at the University of North Carolina has a helpful chart to figure out when U.S. works pass into the public domain.

Jan 11, 2011
#copyright #public domain
Zeitgeist of Book Covers → blogs.publishersweekly.com

Book jacket trends via Publisher Weekly. Worth a click.

Jan 10, 2011
#books
Zeitgeist of Book Covers → blogs.publishersweekly.com

Book jacket trends via Publisher Weekly. Worth a click.

Jan 10, 2011
#books
55 Science Fiction/Fantasy Movies to Watch Out For in 2011 → io9.com
Jan 9, 2011
#science fiction #movie
55 Science Fiction/Fantasy Movies to Watch Out For in 2011 → io9.com
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#science fiction #movie
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