…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
My dad just will not stop.
Just wait until you’re an old hag like me (you enter your 30s) and people ask, “when you’re going to have a baby“… I have learned from experience the correct response is not a punch to their face…
More things you should never ask a woman (in the vain of their age and weight)…
- when are you getting married?
- when are you having babies?
- (if they are not in possession of a husband or baby) are you a lesbian?
Seriously, just don’t do it… every time you ask these questions to women a puppy dies.